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09/05/2021

Jews worldwide begin the celebration of Rosh Hashanah 5782 at sundown tonight. For the second year in a row, congregations are struggling to find appropriate ways to celebrate in a time of ongoing pandemic. Many synagogues are only holding online services, while others are meeting outdoors or limiting indoor attendance, or excluding those who are unvaccinated. But all are looking for a way to come together, as communities, as friends, as families, to celebrate the start of the new year. Some Sephardic and Mizrachi communities have traditionally included a seder as part of their Rosh Hashanah celebration. The tradition comes from the Talmud, Horayot 12a, where Abaye suggests that people should eat a variety of foods, including pumpkins, leaks, and dates. What else is traditionally included on the Rosh Hashanah seder plate, and why?

Rosh Hashanah | ראש השנה by Lilach Daniel is licensed under CC BY 2.0

A. A sheep head, symbolizing our wish to be heads and not tails, that is, leaders and not followers.

B. A cabbage head, which consists of multiple leaves tightly wound around each other, symbolizing the importance of the Jewish people embracing each other tightly for protection and support.

C. A chicken head, as a symbol that while we eat the body of the chicken, it is the head (in effect, the brain) that is the most important part of the animal, and by extension, humans.

D. A fish head, as a symbol that we should be fruitful and multiply like fish.

E. A horse head, symbolizing that when God (father) makes us an offer, we can’t refuse.

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08/29/2021

Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died at the age of 80. Unlike his flamboyant bandmates, Watts was known to be relatively reserved, providing a solid percussion groove informed by his jazz background and instincts. He toured with the Stones until just two years ago, providing a beat that defined such songs as (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, Paint It Black, and Honky Tonk Women. What was a Jewish connection in Charlie Watts’s life?

Charlie Watts, Statesboro, Georgia, May 4, 1965 by Steve Denenberg is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

A. The Rolling Stones played a concert in Tel Aviv in 2014, and on that trip Charlie Watts and guitarist Ron Wood visited the Western Wall. Said Watts, “As I walked toward the wall, an old bearded guy approached me and asked if I was Jewish. He was holding some things in his hands with leather straps. I was really tempted to say yes just to see where this was going. But Ronnie jumped in and said we weren’t, and that was the end of that.”

B. Charlie’s best friend in secondary school (middle school in England) was a Jewish boy named Eddie Goldberg. Said Watts, “I remember going to his house for a seder. I never saw food like that. I was used to bangers and mash. That gefilte fish was too much for me.”

C. Watts originally trained as a graphic artist, and he used this skill to contribute to the Rolling Stones stage sets, merchandise and album covers. While still a student at the Harrow School of Art in London, one of his first projects was to design a ketubah for the upcoming wedding of a fellow student.

D. One of Watts’s first professional gigs was as the drummer for a band who primarily played at Jewish wedding receptions. Said Watts, “I never knew what the hell was going on.”

E. Early in the band’s history, they were playing at a Purim party for the London Maccabi GB Youth Organization. On a break the band went to get some food from the buffet table, and Charlie was disappointed that one of the trays was empty. He went off to speak to a catering employee who explained that those were hamantaschen, but that there were no more left. Angry, Charlie went back to Mick Jagger to tell him of the conversation, but he had difficulty remembering what the food was called. “Mick,” he said. “I can’t get no...I can’t get no...I can’t get no...hamantaschen. No hamantaschen. NO HAMANTASCHEN!”

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08/22/2021

Following the lead of Governor Ron DeSantis, the Florida State Board of Education has threatened to withhold funds from the school boards in Broward and Alachua counties, where local officials want to enforce mask requirements for their students. Governor DeSantis has stated that mask wearing should be an individual choice, and even said, against all scientific evidence, that “It’s not healthy for these students to be sitting there all day, 6-year-old kids in kindergarten covered in masks.” Meanwhile, the positivity rate in Florida hovers around 20%, and Florida’s childrens’ hospitals are overwhelmed with young COVID patients. Governor DeSantis ran for office promising to be the nation’s most pro-Israel governor. When DeSantis visited Israel, he placed a note in the Western Wall with a prayer, asking God’s protection for Florida. What specifically did Governor DeSantis request of God in his note?

Ron DeSantis by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

A. The governor’s note read, “Good Lord, spare us hate and spare us evil this year.”

B. The governor’s note read, “Good Lord, spare us hurricanes this year.”

C. The governor’s note read, “Good Lord, spare us your wrath and shower us with your blessings this year.”

D. The governor’s note read, “Good Lord, spare us pandemics this year.”

E. The governor’s note read, “Good Lord, spare us abortion, gun control, Democrats, immigrants, critical race theory, LGBTQ rights, tax increases, Obamacare, minority voting, DACA, sanctuary cities, removal of Confederate monuments, and oh yeah, vaccinations and masks this year.”

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08/15/2021

With the imminent final withdrawal of American troops from Afghanistan, the Taliban is quickly taking control of the country. The Jewish history of Afghanistan goes back at least to the 7th century, with some claiming that Afghani Jews were descendants of the so-called lost tribes of Israel. Jewish life eventually settled primarily in the community of Herat, though there was a Jewish quarter in Kabul in the 12th century. Most Afghani Jews fled the country in the 1900’s because of an oppressive regime which had forced them into ghetto-like conditions, where they were subjected to riots, rape, and forced conversion. Most emigrated to the United States and Palestine (and after 1948 to Israel). Which of the following is true about the Afghani Jewish population?

Herat_Jews_Cemetery is in the Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

A. Dost Mohammed Khan was the founder of the Barakzai dynasty in Kabul in the early 19th century, gaining the title Emir of Afghanistan in 1823. Unlike many earlier leaders of Afghanistan, Khan was relatively accepting of the Jewish community, and in fact a Jewish merchant, Yacob Nasirov, was appointed Chief Minister by Khan in 1832.

B. While there is much speculation that Noah’s ark came to rest on Mt. Ararat in western Turkey, there is an opposing view that has long been held by Afghani Jews, that Noah’s ark came to rest on the Sakar Sak peak in the Hindu Kush mountain range of western Afghanistan. While no archaeological evidence has been found to support this theory, it is known that early Jewish merchants traveled across this range on the Silk Road trading route between China and the Mediterranean region, dating to the period of the Temple in Jerusalem.

C. In addition to the Jewish community in Afghanistan, up until the early 20th century there was also a small group of Pashtuns known as the ibn Yirmiyahu who claimed a connection to the lost tribes that supposedly settled in Afghanistan in Biblical times. While they were practicing Sunni Muslims like most Pashtuns, they maintained a number of Jewish customs including the lighting of candles on Friday nights and the performance of circumcision on male children at 8 days, unlike other Muslim communities who do circumcise, but at a later time. Eventually, in particular because of the anti-Semitic policies of Afghani leaders, most members of the ibn Yirmiyahu community abandoned their Jewish customs, though a small number did move to Palestine where they eventually converted to Judaism.

D. Only one Jew currently remains in Afghanistan, Zabulon Simentov, who has been the caretaker of a delapidated synagogue in Kabul for many years, though his wife and children emigrated to Israel in the 1990’s. He recently announced that he plans to leave for Israel prior to the Taliban takeover of the country.

E. The second-to-last Jew in Afghanistan was Ishaq Levin. He lived in the opposite end of the same synagogue where Zabulon Simentov lived. In stereotypical Jewish fashion, the two could not get along. They prayed in separate parts of the building, and neighbors complained that they heard them yelling at each other all night.

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08/08/2021

The just completed Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games included, for the first time, an official memorial to the 11 Israeli athletes murdered at the 1972 Munich Olympics. Israel had her most successful Olympics participation with 90 athletes competing, a record for the country. Israel also set a record for medal winners with four–gold medals for rhythmic gymnast Linoy Ashram and artistic gymnast Artem Dolgopyat, plus bronze medals for Avishag Semberg in taekwondo plus the 8-member judo mixed team. There was some controversy, however, as a result of what action by an Israeli athlete or athletes?

Reuven Rivlin gives his blessing to the Israeli Olympic and Paralympic delegations to the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics Games by Amos Ben Gershom / Government Press Office (Israel) is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

A. Japan provided beds made out of cardboard for the athletes, and the rumor spread that the beds were designed to only support one person in order to discourage their use for “intimate behavior.” The Israeli baseball team posted a video on TicToc as they jumped on one of the cardboard beds to see how much weight it could actually hold. The bed collapsed at the point that 9 team members jumped on it. They were criticized for showing disrespect to the Olympic hosts.

B. Members of the Israeli gymnastics team posted pictures on Instagram showing them eating the Ebi Filet-O sandwiches at a McDonald’s restaurant. The sandwich is a shrimp filet sandwich that is only available at McDonald’s franchises in Japan. Israeli officials were not happy with the publicity surrounding their athletes eating the non-kosher meal.

C. Peter Paltchik, Israeli judo competitor, wore a headband that read Jew-Do. Though he meant it to be amusing, others thought that it was a joke in poor taste.

D. Members of the Israeli equestrian team competed but lost on Friday afternoon, August 6. Later that evening, the team members were shown on the television broadcast watching the finals in that event. They were wearing their team uniforms at the time, leading to some criticism. While Israel does not impose Shabbat restrictions on its athletes, they do ask their Olympic participants not to wear identifying clothing if they are out on Friday night or Saturday to show respect and sensitivity to religious Israelis on the Sabbath.

E. Malechi Yakstein was Israel’s entrant in the Canoe Slalom competition. When it was his turn, he sat in his canoe, looked at the front and back of the craft, and said hello to the boat in Hebrew, after which he exited the boat and took a bow, saying goodbye to the boat in Hebrew as he walked away. Asked why he never paddled through the canoe slalom course gates and rapids, Malechi Yakstein replied, “Ohhh. Canoe SLALOM. I thought it was Canoe SHALOM!”

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